38w, 4d

I had two painless contractions this morning when I woke up.... and nothing since.

Seriously? Yesterday, I walked AND RAN on the treadmill.

Stats:
Time - 20:39
Distance - 1.00
Calories burned - 101
Pace - 3 mph for 4 min, then jogged at 4 mph for about a minute (which looked more like a fast shuffle, but what do you expect????), took it down to a 2 mph to catch my breath for a minute, then held steady at a 3.5 mph for most of the rest. Then I did one more 1-minute burn at 4 mph, then ended at 3.5.

The result? One severely exhausted pregnant woman, with horrible abdominal pressure, but no labor symptoms.

W.T.F.

And now, it's Thursday evening and still nothing. I picked up Jace from daycare and the teachers said, "Oh wow, you're still pregnant?"

Er, um..... yeah. Thanks for noticing.